Pirate’s Keg Diet Root Beer

great ghosts of all that is oblong, this is terrible! even beyond the fact that i don’t like diet sodas, this is just awful. i don’t think i can take more than the two sips i have taken already. i wonder at the people behind this and how in the world they decided that something that takes like liquid dirt could be a good idea. maybe people who drink diet soda are that out of touch with what actually tastes good, but let me tell those people that there are better options!